April 2012
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2 Things
First, I am going to be moving in with some pretty cool doodskis, So be prepared for more bromantic posts (not really).
Second, I am going to be shifting everything I do to a different Tumblr. I am sorry and I’m truly not trying to be difficult and annoying. The truth is, I can’t hook this blog to my instagram because this blog isn’t the primary one on the account. Also,...
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March Tweets
I love the smell of my own farts, and tweeting off by myself.
March 3rd: Anthropologie: “inspired by abstract expressionism.” AKA “funded by hipster chicks”
March 4th: Well the parking enforcement of the City of Pasadena can suck it.
March 6th: ETID’s Ex-Lives now in my ipod. Also, Refused and Five Iron Frenzy plan on playing the Glasshouse. Did I wake up in...
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The Store Hours Conundrum
So we all live in a society that adheres to certain accepted rules and standards. While sometimes we may find them inconvenient, it doesn’t mean that we can change them on a dime to benefit us in the moment. With that said I have a story that isn’t told to demonize the person involved. It’s just something that slightly ruined the tone of my day and brought up thoughts about...
“what happened to us on 9/11 was horrifying, it was truly terrible and al qaeda...”
– Patton Oswalt (via lookitzedgar)
From “Babble On” 76. Great Episode, Great Guest.
(via fuckyeahbabbleon)
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A pair of hot dudes fighting over you...
So I was sitting with friends watching The Hunger Games and happened to notice that there were a lot younger women in the theater. Suddenly, I hear a “Team Peeta” from one of the youngsters and it hits me. All it takes to get a hit among the tween girls (apparently the money demographic) is a female main character of the same age group who has two doods fighting over her. It must be...
March 2012
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Every Time I Die: The only review that matters.... →
riffermadness:
Oh my goodness gracious! Look, I like metalcore as much as the next guy. I own Linda Rondstat’s Heart Like A Wheel and nothing gets me more pumped than Journey’s “Open Arms” from the – you guessed it, fellow metalheads – Heavy Metal soundtrack. So when the band Every Time I Die contacted me…
Patton Oswalt + Every Time I Die’s Ex Lives = Awesome
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Never say "I only..."
Some faith in humanity was restored yesterday. As I was helping another customer by bringing their merch to their vehicle something caught my ear that made me so delighted, I almost quit my job and live my dreams. A mother with two young daughters came walking down the sidewalk behind my store. The daughters were talking a million miles a minute as young girls tend to, when the mother stopped...
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Chris' & Pitts is happenin'
Me: its not very crowded.
Dad: No it really isn't, is it?
Me: Well Chris' & Pitt's isn't really a happening Friday hangou-.
Dad: Oh Come On!
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Instead of stuff from the show in Trinity...
So I was hoping to re post some sweet stuff from the benefit show that we had at APU on March 1st, but that stuff isn’t out yet so I will extend some recommendations and thank yous and such. First, big ups to We Are Ansel for bringing all types of awesome (as well as all their fans) to the show. You should give them a listen. Second, I want to give a big thanks to Cam who filled in as our...
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Girl Scout Cookies must contain Crack
I have not been a ravenous fan of girl scout cookies. But I understand that they are pretty delicious. Today a woman who is associated with the scouts came in for the third time in the last two weeks. She unloaded tons of cookies on the employees of Pacific Sales and pulled in stacks of hay. She was acting like a dealer, having stashes for each person. One employee got what seemed like a...
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FEB Tweets
4th: Taking a quick dump at work. Happy Birthday Rik.
8th: After determining the person at the window of the McDonald’s was in fact female, I slipped out a “thank you sir.”
9th: Monster + Chocolate Muffin = #breakfastofchampions
10th: Wrapping a washer & dryer for a gent named Aristotle. feel like I’m sitting with #deandangerous at a #timedesk. #community
11th: I...
February 2012
8 posts
Every Time I Die's Ex Lives
listen to this for reals.
http://soundcloud.com/epitaph-records/sets/every-time-i-die-ex-lives/s-KSLFB
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REBLOG IF YOU WATCH:
little-miss-adler:
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Valentines Day for the Rest of Us
I just want to take a moment to talk to all of those individuals like me who find themselves without a significant other on this the most unholy of consumer based holidays. Lonely ladies and gentlemen of loneliness, do not dig into their ice-creams or Craigslist casual encounters. Do not run to the twitter or Facebook and hate on your brethren who have romantic company. Do not pretend like you...
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“23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some...”
– 2 Kings 2:23-24
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Tweets from Jan 2012
January 2: One of the greatest rants of all time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQwdRN8626w&feature=youtu.be
January 4: I am a firm believer that Tim Burton shouldn’t be allowed to do anything anymore. #darkandpointy
January 7: Why do I always make hardcore/metal drum arrangements of random pop songs. Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles is going to get brutal.
January 11: I...
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January 2012
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I guess Indians dont like me
I am not the most welcoming personable person, but I am not a dick. So when a Indian couple came through the doors, I shot them a smile and welcoming presence. That effort was met with only angry disdain for my existence. The Indian couple then went straight for a Indian man and started asking him questions. Now this may seem like a non racist thing, except that Indian dude didn’t...
What did you guys do?
Customer: What's your band's name?
Kirk: Hepafilter.
Customer: ... What did you guys do? Blaze it and looked for the first thing you could- a vacuum and say That's It?!
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The Girl and the Toilet
So I am pretty busy at work these days. As you are reading (or not reading) this, I will be involved with the company wide Physical Inventory. Because of this, I have to try and make sure that every piece of merchandise is accounted for. While doing this I am responsible for my usual duties which keeps me moving all over the place. Well as I was working on something I got a call to bring a...
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I think that blog may have a direction...
So as you may or may not know, I got myself a new wordpress. I have decided that the wordpress is going to be for all my serious posts for when I have something important to say. This will stay as the random idiocy that comes out of my head.
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Jim Gaffigan Joke Remix
Have you ever noticed when you’re single, all you see are couples? Then when you’re still single, all you see are happy couples?
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Tweets from December 2011
1… 2… 3… Tweet!
December 3: Just listened to a version of deck the halls that someone on this earth has definitely made babies to.
December 4: Arco has the cheapest gas sure, but I could do without having twenty morons trying to get in the same eight pumps.
December 5: Replace that ‘e’ with an ‘a,’ and you got yourself the motto of most APU couples....
A Question
Should I use a wordpress instead of this tumblr? Or am I just bored and desperate for the project of changing over all my posts to the wordpress?
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Not really Beyonce
So I am not abreast to popular music, so when I address a popular song its usually a couple weeks late. However, since they were popular songs people should know what I am talking about. Beyonce Knowles’ song Run The World (Girls) has given me some burning questions and problems that I will address here.
Well Beyonce I must point out the irony of your song. While you were making your...
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An open letter to the owners of Luxury Vehicles
Dear Luxury Vehicle owner, I am writing this open letter to express my sincerest opinion about your driving skills and attitude. It is clear to me from the way that you drive that you either have no idea how to drive, or you are just completely inconsiderate of all other drivers and pedestrians. So I felt that someone must tell you. Having an expensive car doesn’t mean you have the right...
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Thoughts on Victoria from HIMYM
Me: My Opinion: Victoria sucks and has a broke face.
Rik: Word bitch
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Well the Tumblr is back
It sucks that it took me this long to get my tumblr fixed. I had a doozy of a post about Christmas Music that is going to have to be stored away.
Also, if you got netflix, Watch yourself some How I Met Your Mother. That is some good stuff.
December 2011
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“and i know the future’s cloudy and gray
record like mine, give up or go...”
– Ahhh… Men by Say Anything
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Pasadena's Parking: A lesson in office politics.
Pacific Sales in Pasadena has 13 people on it’s payroll, and all of them need to park in the same lot. Because the lot isn’t free we useually get parking passes for each month. This month is different in that we only have a handful of passes and only certain people can have them. One was given to me, and I assumed only a small few would be without. Apparently the majority of the crew don’t get...
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Tweets from November.
I’m changing the name because I realized how stupid the other name was. Follow me on Twitter here, or look at other collections of tweets here and here.
November 1: Rebecca Black is described as “Singer at Ark Music Factory.” Shouldn’t it be “A Dreamer Exploited by Ark Music Factory?”
November 2: Kirk Life Tip 47: The greatest Pop Punk bands are made up with...
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4 Reasons...
That this 22nd birthday ruled so hard
1 Arkham City with new HD TV . 2 First Paycheck. 3 The Chariot and Listener at Chain Reaction. 4 Signed Community Script and a chance to see the set.
I could explain why they rule so hard but I have the feeling its pretty self explanatory.
Big thanks to all gifts and well wishes.
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"Lady Titans"
I am in no way an outrageous feminist who gets angry at the mere thought of men succeeding. However, something strange came to me. I was enjoying lunch when I saw a high-school aged female wearing a shirt that said “Lady Titans.’ This is no doubt the female team of her high-school. What struck me is the notion of just throwing lady in front of the team name. Most mascots can be gender...